apollo-the-stray:

Oh my god.

I have a lot of different feelings about this. 

apollo-the-stray:

Oh my god.

I have a lot of different feelings about this. 

asker

caranthir70129 asked: #1 place you wouldn't want to have sex because it'd just be too weird?

Any place within the vicinity of children or complexes for children. 

That is just a big, shivering fuck no. 

asker

the-collecting-turnip asked: Do you have a favorite pair of underwear?

Yes. These are my favorite that I’ve bought for myself.

I have several pairs as gifts from friends tho. ;)

monsteroll:

It’s Peon day, a great way to mark the beginning of Orctober
Peon must work! by TyphonArt

monsteroll:

It’s Peon day, a great way to mark the beginning of Orctober

Peon must work! by TyphonArt

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asker

Anonymous asked: what's the oldest and/or youngest person you've been with?

Youngest: 18. Obvs. 

Oldest: Fuck…late 50’s. Guy was built like a beef mountain. 

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That being said

TMI Tuesday. 

Confess a fantasy. 

I’m not playing favorites though.

Not with friends. 

So reblog at your pleasure. 

asker

the-collecting-turnip asked: Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly then send this to ten of your favourite followers! ✿◕‿◕✿

Hum. 

1. I’m a very talented conversationalist. I can chat up nearly anyone with ease. 

2. I’m a better conceptualist than I am an artist. Full fledged ideas, characters, settings, anything, all the time, my moderate artistic skill can’t keep up. 

3. I’m good in bed. No joke. I’m accepting questions. 

4. I’m fucking good at my job. I’m damn blessed AND proud of my hard work. I actually help people, real people, all kinds of them, all day every day. It’s amazing. I’m not just good at it, I’m great at it and getting better. 

5. I got a bomb dick. For real. There are several people here that can attest to this. Refer to #3. 

the-collecting-turnip:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

I think he’s more of a Hydra than a Dragon, since he has three heads and all

This post actually has me breathing heavy. 

the-collecting-turnip:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

I think he’s more of a Hydra than a Dragon, since he has three heads and all

This post actually has me breathing heavy. 

jacketlizard:

I guess this van is for a paint company but it looks like an evil paint company owned by a captain planet villain or something

Only a handful of my followers will understand tihs. That looks like a Pentex front company. 

jacketlizard:

I guess this van is for a paint company but it looks like an evil paint company owned by a captain planet villain or something

Only a handful of my followers will understand tihs. 

That looks like a Pentex front company. 

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herspanic:

i love Iggy and J Lo… Slay! 

herspanic:

i love Iggy and J Lo… Slay! 

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cazmyth:

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Steal Her Look: Dashcon Ball Pit

Louis Vuitton Royal Mustard Extension Cord - $4,000

Dior Premium USA Plastic Balls - $11,000

Versace ‘Ice Blue’ Kiddie Pool Repair Tape - $2,000

Total - $17,000

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